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Foley Aberas Jones
Huogikku Corporation
Heiian Conglomerate
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Posted - 2015.01.07 16:44:25 -
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Hail friend
I am currently looking for a companion to accompany me on a grand adventure to defeat the dreaded Space Dragon "Huando" of the Venal region
I cannot guarantee your safety my friend...But you of the mystic Elf race is exactly the kind of brother in arms i need for this great feat
I can promise you a phat pile of gold lewt from the Dragon's POS as well as my sacred Nova Axe..a sacred weapon forged in the Factory of Jita 4-4 handed down from generations of fat lazy CEOs
Will you join me friend? |
Foley Aberas Jones
Huogikku Corporation
Heiian Conglomerate
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Posted - 2015.01.14 15:28:53 -
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Average Space Elf wrote:Elmund Egivand wrote:Foley Aberas Jones wrote:Hail friend
I am currently looking for a companion to accompany me on a grand adventure to defeat the dreaded Space Dragon "Huando" of the Venal region
I cannot guarantee your safety my friend...But you of the mystic Elf race is exactly the kind of brother in arms i need for this great feat
I can promise you a phat pile of gold lewt from the Dragon's POS as well as my sacred Nova Axe..a sacred weapon forged in the Factory of Jita 4-4 handed down from generations of fat lazy CEOs
Will you join me friend? So, roleplaying night on Friday, Jita 4-4 again? Can't you choose a more quiet place for our meets? Oh how delightful! I tried my hand at "role playing" during my time at CAS. I'm not very good at it, I fear. I'm not lacking for imagination, but the blatant inaccuracies in the source material are often too much to overcome. 
I know not of this "Roleplay" you speak of
Is it some sort of Spell you elves know? Can it defeat it Space Orcs? If so then you would be a valuable asset in conquering the mighty beast!
You should really consider joining me!
*Rolls for persuasion boost*
*Rolls 5*
**** |
Foley Aberas Jones
Huogikku Corporation
Heiian Conglomerate
85
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Posted - 2015.01.15 16:10:40 -
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Elmund Egivand wrote:Foley Aberas Jones wrote:Average Space Elf wrote:Elmund Egivand wrote:Foley Aberas Jones wrote:Hail friend
I am currently looking for a companion to accompany me on a grand adventure to defeat the dreaded Space Dragon "Huando" of the Venal region
I cannot guarantee your safety my friend...But you of the mystic Elf race is exactly the kind of brother in arms i need for this great feat
I can promise you a phat pile of gold lewt from the Dragon's POS as well as my sacred Nova Axe..a sacred weapon forged in the Factory of Jita 4-4 handed down from generations of fat lazy CEOs
Will you join me friend? So, roleplaying night on Friday, Jita 4-4 again? Can't you choose a more quiet place for our meets? Oh how delightful! I tried my hand at "role playing" during my time at CAS. I'm not very good at it, I fear. I'm not lacking for imagination, but the blatant inaccuracies in the source material are often too much to overcome. I know not of this "Roleplay" you speak of Is it some sort of Spell you elves know? Can it defeat it Space Orcs? If so then you would be a valuable asset in conquering the mighty beast! You should really consider joining me! *Rolls for persuasion boost* *Rolls 5* **** What did I say about rolling for persuasion checks? Use the red dice and say some prayers to the Random-Number-Goddess before rolling!
**** that, last time I prayed to that ***** I got my demon slaying badass with 80 million strength killed by a low level space rat
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Foley Aberas Jones
Huogikku Corporation
Heiian Conglomerate
85
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Posted - 2015.01.15 17:14:23 -
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Elmund Egivand wrote:Foley Aberas Jones wrote:
**** that, last time I prayed to that ***** I got my demon slaying badass with 80 million strength killed by a low level space rat
Oh dear. You are so going to get a critical failure for your next roll.
Oh im prepared,
Got my level 96 Intern with a COMPLETE Amarrian slaver gear set which halfs all effects of a critical failure roll
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Foley Aberas Jones
Huogikku Corporation
Heiian Conglomerate
85
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Posted - 2015.01.16 15:22:51 -
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Luna Hanaya wrote:Foley Aberas Jones wrote:Elmund Egivand wrote:Foley Aberas Jones wrote:
**** that, last time I prayed to that ***** I got my demon slaying badass with 80 million strength killed by a low level space rat
Oh dear. You are so going to get a critical failure for your next roll. Oh im prepared, Got my level 96 Intern with a COMPLETE Amarrian slaver gear set which halfs all effects of a critical failure roll Mr. Aberas Jones, you got level 96 Intern with Amarrian gear, but can you cite all scriptures by heart?
My Level 96 intern is a atheist!
Also Yeah i been buffing constitution like it was going out of style
Just need to get my ring of Justice in order to get my Spirit skill up enough to get enough mana to start using Master arcane spells |
Foley Aberas Jones
Huogikku Corporation
Heiian Conglomerate
85
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Posted - 2015.01.16 16:22:06 -
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No thats fail RP
Yous ee, my Level 96 intern use to be a normal god following amarrian but then the magic space taco god came down from he heavens and showed the universe that he was actually the true god and that the Amarrian god was fasle
Given this was smoking gun evidence that god was just a taco, my level 96 Intern then went on to defeat god by covering him with minmatar hotsuace, his one weakness of course
Then he ate the ******* god taco and became a level 2 intern
And that is why he is a atheist as there is no go.d..he ate him |
Foley Aberas Jones
Huogikku Corporation
Heiian Conglomerate
85
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Posted - 2015.01.16 18:39:39 -
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Luna Hanaya wrote:No, that's heretical RP and it must be prohibited by Theology Council!
They already know
In fact we got a council member (Who I will not name) playing with us who plays a badass level 261 Minmatar freedom fighter |
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